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SPORTS YEAR IN
LIMERICKS by
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2013 SPORTS YEAR IN LIMERICKS



In the N’awlins Superdome this year

The Ravens and the Niners were there

The power went off

Fans started to scoff

A conspiracy by Goodell, hear, hear!

 

Manti Te’o had a girlfriend, quite witty

But sadly she died, this Miss pretty

She inspired the Domers

Brought tears to those homers
Turns out she was a never was, such a pity!

 

A biker named Lance

Won many events in La France
Went on Oprah to admit
His wins weren’t legit

Expecting forgiveness, perchance?

Alex Rodriquez is said to be cheat us

Doping, denying while wearing Adidas  
Wants to be paid, that be his wish

Suing all baseball, even the commish

By denying his millions – “Elitist.”

 

Rutgers coach Mike Rice was a bully, quite loud

Threw balls at his players, not proud

He yelled and he fussed
He was taped while he cussed
In Jersey, this draws nary a crowd.

2013 SPORTS YEAR IN
LIMERICKS by Stan Silliman humor sports comedy
cartoons articles 

Derrick Rose, Kobe Bryant both have knees
Unfortunately, they don’t get to twist as they please

After months of rehabbing

From pains that are stabbing
It’s back under the knife, oh my geez.


Richie Incognito made the news

For bullying and N-word tossing, you choose
He got dropped from the Fins

Who were struggling for wins
But there’s no more Jon Martin to abuse.

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