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By Stan Silliman
Blake Griffin's Facebook Site on Kris/Kim Divorce
“Someone should make a Kim Kardashian joke,” says Blake Griffin on his Facebook fan site, which is one the more awesome Facebook athlete fan sites out there, one-million plus fans and close to 900 responses on this simple little request.
Why, you might ask, did Blake bring up the Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian divorce? A couple of reasons, we think: 1) Humphries looks like Blake and over the last couple months many people joked Kim had intended to marry Blake but got confused and 2) Blake has one the more wicked, sarcastic senses of humor of any athlete today.
We’ve culled through the responses and tried to sort them. The ones on Blake’s facebook site fall in four categories: 1) Shortness of the marriage 2) Slams on Kris and 3) Slams on Kim in the way of gold-digging, limited talent and/or promiscuity and 4) Slams which compliment Blake.
SHORT MARRIAGE JOKES:
She had a Vanilla Ice career type marriage – short and stupid.
Nate Robinson isn’t as short as her marriage.
She should have married the lockout, it lasted longer.
Black guys in horror movies… lasted longer than her marriage.
The battery in my phone lasted longer than her marriage.
Michael Strahan’s gap is longer than Kim’s marriage.
The NBA – where long term relationships happen.
Kim’s name is longer than her marriage.
SLAMS ON KRIS HUMPHRIES:
I guess Kim K got over “the hump.”
Kim wanted to marry a pro athlete but she ended up with a New Jersey Net.
Kris and Kim: Name two things that have been banged on by NBA players.
Look at the bright side, Kris. Yes, this divorce is embarrassing but it might make folks forget you’re playing for the Nets.
SLAMS ON KIM:
A priest, a rabbi and Kim Kardashian walk into a bar. Bartender says “Wait a moment. Is this some kind of a joke?”
Kim K is so easy a cave man can do her.
Looks like Kim is now participating in the lockout.
Just like the McRib, Kim is available again. But, just for a short time so hurry.
The day Kim finds true love is the day LeBron wins a title.
SLAMS WHICH COMPLIMENT BLAKE:
Kim got a divorce when she realized the guy she married isn’t the guy who jumped over the car in the dunk contest.
Blake Griffin’s hang time lasted longer than her marriage.
That’s it. These are the culls and all from Blake’s fans. This probably assures Kim won’t make a run at Blake.
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