A 59-year-old Dallas
man has been wandering the streets of Dallas for 25 days. After he was
found and returned to his home, it was diagnosed he had amnesia. The
first clue? When questioned, the man called Joe asked “Did Romo put the
Cowboys in the Super Bowl?”
That’s pretty much proof the 25-Day-Wandering-Man
was an amnesia victim. The second clue was when 25-Day-Joe asked “Did
T.O. set a touchdown record in the NFC finals?”
The hospital attendee being asked these questions,
from a guy who had lost 25 pounds and had a full white beard and a
stale bagel and a few strawberry jelly packets in his pocket, was very
cautious in answering because he was trying to ease the guy back into
reality without completely blowing his mind.
No, the Cowboys didn’t quite make it to the Super Bowl.”
But next year, Parcells will have Romo and Owens playing with
Well, not exactly… er…
Romo can do no wrong, right? Everybody still loves him, right?
Well, not exactly… er…
Well, who did Dallas play in the playoffs?
The Seahawks. Seattle.
Oh, that’s where? Did we smoke them? Romo was the hero, wasn’t
(Joe asks this as he’s shaving off his white beard.)
Attendee: Well, not exactly… er… the
game came down to a 20 yard field goal by Dallas.
That’s a chip shot. You can’t miss that, right?
Well, not exactly. You can. You can miss if your holder muffs the snap.
Huhhh? I’m shaving here! The holder? Tony Romo? Our
all-world quarterback drops the snap. But he can pick it up and still
run it in… right?
Oh, nooo. Owww. He doesn’t make it in, does he? Oh,
allright. Well, at least we finished good and Parcells is excited about
next year? Huhhh? I said, with Romo and Owens and the Boys, Parcells
thinks we can get them next year? Right? Rightttt?
Not exactly. Parcells… retired.
Did somebody assassinate Bush near the grassy knoll?
You wouldn’t pull the leg of a poor amnesia victim would you? I’ve been
wondering the streets. I’ve been told I was found twenty miles from
home and you’re telling me… Parcells threw in the towel?
I’ve been told you gained back most of your memory except
for the 25 days. Listen to me. No more Tuna. But the Mavericks, they
ain’t lost a game. For the 25 days you’ve been walking, they’ve won
every game. If you want to wander another 25 days, Mark Cuban might pay