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Goodbye Old Sports Year....Happy New

         To the tunes of “Auld Lang Syne,” “She’ll be Coming ‘Round the Mountain” and “Chances Are”:

    Should this old sports year be forgot
    And never brought to mind?
    For the BCS is a great big mess
    And Barry Bonds not kind

    Rich will be going off to Michigan… when he comes
    Rich will be going off to Michigan… when he comes
    Rich Rodriquez will be going off to Michigan
    Near a great big lake he can be fishin’ in
    Rich will be going off to Michigan… when he comes

    Chances are… ‘cause Floyd Landis wore a silly grin
    The moment his bike came in
    Chances are the chances are he didn’t win
    But OJ Simpson was arrested a…gainnnnn
    And the chances are… you think this year stinnnnnnks
    Because of the Tim Donaghy hijinks
    Well, chances are … the chances are …you’re not wrongggg

    Should this sports year be forgot
    And never brought to mind?
    The Mitchell Report reminds us of
    The cheating of mankind

    Bob-by dropped the Falcons for the Pigs … when he comes
    Bob-by dropped the Falcons for the Pigs … when he comes
    Bobby Petrino’s going off to the Razorbacks
    Atlanta’s crying … but you can’t raze her back
    Leave that to Mike Sherman… when he comes
Goodbye Old Sports Year....Happy New by Stan Silliman humor sports comedy cartoons articles   
    Chances are… ‘cause four pro footballers were shot
    And yet Pacman Jones was not
    Chances are you think Roger Clemens has… lied
    Chances are the chances are the New England Patriots… spied
    Chances are the chances are Michael Vick was quite dumb
    Chances are these stories have become
    Ones we’ve heard oh so much… until… we’re…. numb

    Should this sports year be forgot
    And never brought to mind?
    Well not if you are Florida
    For thou, not a better year, you’ll find

    Happy 2008, folks!

     
    
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