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Remembering Wade Phillips:  Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered

After a season… without reason
And a whirlwind of mishaps
This winter… I’ll be freezin’
Without a job, perhaps

To be fired by Jerry Jones
Ol’ Stiff Face came and told me
Gather up and turn in… all my cell phones
Which had wide area calling… for Free!

REFRAIN:

I’m fired again
Retired again
No clipboard, no headphones, unwired again
Bewitched bothered and bewildered am I

I’m losing sleep
Am I a creep
Did I screw up, royally… should I weep
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

I’m a football son
My dad is Bum
Discussing defenses ‘til the morning sun
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

I saw the game
I watched the game
Mistakes we’d make … were always the same
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

No more Romo
Even on slo-mo
I was stuck with a Kitna… extremely old
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

My line was bust
They creaked like rust
Colombo and Gurode… I couldn’t trust
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Remembering Wade Phillips:  Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered by Stan Silliman humor sports comedy cartoons articles


Roy dropped the ball
Throughout the fall
Fumbles and dropsies, we had it all
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

My defense stunk
We played like junk
We couldn’t tackle a dummy… if he were drunk
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Looking flustered
Pass the mustard
I’m a State Fair corn dog dipped in custard
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I

Bewitched, check my face
Bothered, as in disgrace
Bewildered, like in outer space
Am I !!!!

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